Just dropped off my wife to get her hair done did...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/14/2018 at 19:11 • Filed to: I have a life outside of shitposting

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So I’m by my lonesome briefly. Although, is one really ever alone when they have something cold in front of them? “Well, I—” NO. No, they are not alone.

And she’s making shrimp scampi for dinner. I am a lucky man.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:16

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Mmmm, beer. I would love a few drinks right now but I can’t be arsed to walk back up the hill from the bar in the cold.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:20

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How can you be alone when you are talking to us crazy bastards?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:21

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My life has never been emptier than it is right now.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:22

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Nice.

Scampi and chips with plenty of salt and vinegar with a squeeze of a lemon wedge over the fish. Oh man I’m hungry now.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:22

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I like that glass, it’s a good glass.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/14/2018 at 19:22

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Doggo?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:26

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Doggo is a child. There’s a level you don’t get with a child that you do with a spouse. Kiss her. Hug her. Never let her go.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/14/2018 at 19:28

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She’s a nice lady. I like nice ladies.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/14/2018 at 19:30

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It’s bigly

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:31

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You don’t know how lucky you are. Tell her how much you love her new hairdo, even if you truly don’t.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/14/2018 at 19:32

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boi i am going to drive to your house and give you an intervention comfort TF outta u and doggo :)

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:50

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Since when does the Fancy Toyota have hair, & have the ability too cook shrimp?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/14/2018 at 19:51

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Lexus is a luxury brand after all.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2018 at 19:53

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It does have leather seating, & AC. A top trim Juke SL does too, so that makes it luxury.